*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
this is so cute!!
This is super important.
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)